there's a new student yesterday so late come and ppl wanna bully him and guess wad im the first to bully him XD part of his hair is BALD

mr tiong:can I see blah blah
me:what he say he wanna see janet? or janice?
yen yunn: hahahaha
me:what's your name?
new student: I don't know
me:-.-'' okok I call you Janet!
*character building*
me:do you know what's the new student's name?
bryan:nono why?
me:oh...I thought you know
bryan:I think it's jared or something.
me:he say his name is Janet.
bryan:*drops pen and stops drawing* OMG really?
me:yeah you don't know is it?
bryan:yeah isn't that a girl's name?
me:yeah he was a girl before
bryan:OMG REALLY
me:yeah thats why his name is a girl DUH
bryan:so you mean he had a...
me:sexual transplant yes he did
bryan:OMG so he cut the.."thing"
me:yeah!
bryan:how you know?
me:she was my classmate before.
bryan:eeeeeee
me:you ask him la I'm not lying! neh he is coming!JANET COME!
new student:yes?
me:tell him the story.
new student:...what story?
bryan:the one how you become..
me:*cuts off his sentence*never mind
*after he walks away*
me:that's why part of hair is bald because he had to shave his hair and wait for his hair to grow back =D
bryan:ohhhh
*when kah kei comes*
bryan:KAH KEI KAH KEI!
kah kei:what?
bryan:you know the new student was a girl!
kah kei:really?
bryan:yeah melanie ever see him as a girl and his name is janet!
kah kei:*looks at me*
me:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kah kei:aiya not true lah!
bryan:really?
me:DUH! you *laughs* believed * lauhgs* me XD
kah kei:ya lor bryan
bryan:...oh I knew that actually...

so naive btw im so sick srsly im sick no skool tomolo but nidda study next week exam == oh wells

Rules:It's harder than it looks!
Copy to your own note;
erase my answers;
enter yours;
and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
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You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.
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1. What is your name ; melanie ( very straight forward )
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2. A four Letter Word ; meow
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3. A boy's Name ; milo =D
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4. A girl's Name ; miley boo you whore milly <-- wth gay name =,= (sorry to the ppl wif the name milly..it reminds me of miley)
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5. An occupation ; musician
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6. A color ; maroon
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7. Something you'll wear ; marc and jacobs XD
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9. A food ; macaroni macaroni or mac&cheeze
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10. Something found in the bathroom: marble floor
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11. A place ; MABOHAI
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12. A reason for being late ; my dog ate my homewok so i had to do this doctor operation thingy which takes time actually so i took my time and did the operation..and well the good thing is i got my homework the bad thing is my dog died so i had to go to his funeral and stuff and i had to arrange it my dog doesn't like fish weirdly so in the end i had to burn a tree to start the ceremony but then it would -1 tree so then wouldn't the earth be like one tree short? so i had to burn my neighbour's cat and he gt so pissed he didn't send me to school early.
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13. Something you'd shout ; MILO! yeah cool shitz
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14. A movie title ; *mission impossible theme song*Mission Impossible 1,2,3
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15. Something you drink ; margarita,martini shake it & stir
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16. A musical group ; maroon 5
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17. An animal ; monkey
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18. A street name ; MABOHAI!
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19. A type of car ; mercedes benz
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20. The title of a song ; mercy - one republic

whee finish the tag!!! ok its a mayb and please i cant read the future if i go kch or not =D ok nowww im bored
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YEA YEA YEA ..... :] well my dada says mayb go bak KCH end of march (my skool holiday)....10 days niaaaaa WTH! btw it a 50% 50% chance? yea hab to ask him again i hope he is free i wanna see my BELDEN! GAH and my frens of course and i hab no time to watch my heroes season 3 == mayb i watch in holiday! yeah in KCH in FAIZ's house....nahhhhh =,= my messsy,comfy house,full of boxes in KCH is better =D whee~~~~

and WHOOO did i watch red cliff and red cliff 2 ( tats why i cannot reply to the ppl who tok to me sorry ) today and the day b4 yesterday i was glued to my seat can't even MOVE altho i felt i wanna go toliet but my brain was like Melanie! WATCH WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE CHARATER IS IN THE MOVIE WATCH WATCH

and i was like What? ...wait i gt 2 fav characters XD

and CAO CAO reminds me of BALDY ugh ugh the Xiao Qiao is like JENJ QHINN AHAHAHAAH CAO CAO LIKE XIAO QIAO = BALDY LIKE JENJ QHINN...WHOA BIG AGE DIFF MUCH?nahh jenj qhinn not tat preettty la ugh and since when BALDY hav so MUCH HAIR? like girl's hair XD

i despize the BALDY



the poster =D




cool FAN! ZHUGE LIANG AHHHHH!!! i like to use him in the game and my sis like to use his wife XD so fun!!!! the fan can shoot laser XD



=D



and ta dah this is how he looks like without a beard :]he is quite funny in the movie especially his reactions in the boat when he kept quiet so long and some other funny parts whn Zhang Fei SCREAMED he covered his ears before he screamed XD altho he is kinda cute =X well melissa and stef agrees wif me even my dad brain =D

and ppl hu watch fearless u noe this guy =,=




yeah this guy he is funny too XD and strict right stef?

Gan Ning:nono BIGGER! *boom* NO!
Gan Ning: EVEN BIGGER! *BOOOOMMM* Gan Ning:NOOOOOOOO YOU DISAPOINT ME BIGGER!
Private:How big you want?
Gan Ning:*stretch his arms* HMPH
*throws grenade*
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Gan Ning:*coughs coughs turns his face and his clothes became black* Ok big enough *coughs coughs*

sad though he died just to get his fren to the other side =[ and of course ZHUGE LIANG DIN DIE!



as annoying as ever!



as cool as ever!

yeah okok my dada scold me =,= jeez man cut me some slack you oso dun wake up tat early and i wake up 5.40 which takes me 20 mins to wake stef ( gay shitz) NITE!

mr tiong:ahh very good aaron you brought your calculater
*aaron looks at me and smiles*
me:but teacher that's my calculater!
mr tiong:WHAT? Aaron where is your calculater?
aaron:urh my sister took it
mr tiong:your family only got one calculater?
aaron:*nods* my sister go tuition and she dropped it in the longkang
me:-_________-"
mr tiong:oh okok
aaron:aiya melanie why you tell teacher!
me:=D

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WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY =D then got send my ma very bz today sadly =[

oh well bored and my links are screwed!

oh well today i was SO BORED that i shaved my eyebrows again yeah i watched tv and i watched an ice cream program shows the most famous icecream shops =]

SERENDIPITY III



yeah it was in the movie Serendipity too =D



this ice cream is the World's Most Expensive Ice Cream! $1000
with 23 karat of edible GOLD



and FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE yumm


Bassett ice cream =]



tub of the most famous vanilla =D

and of course *drum rolls*



the most famous Ben & Jerry Ice Cream! (if u never heard of it shame)



o0



CHUNKY MONKEY if u go ther u can submit ur own flavours o0

click to enlarge

FLAVOUR GRAVEYARD











yup yup yup

ice cream is for life
even when you are old or young =]

dad:oh yeah I forgot to pass you 2 dollars right today?
me:yeah I got gastric
dad:yeah la I will pass you 2 dollars if you help with the cleaning
me:I got gastric in school because you didn't pass me 2 dollars
dad:yeah because I don't have change. so you help with the cleaning I pass you 2 dollars
me:but I thought melissa wash * points to melissa*
dad:No she help with the cooking!
me:but melissa wash!
aunty julian:I do the washing.
melissa:oh thank you
dad:she help with the peeling and everything and you watch tv
me:I didn't watch tv!
dad:no you watch tv!
me:I didn't I was here standing.
dad:you were here standing? then why you didn't help me?
me:because you didn't ask me to help you
dad:-.-'' *gives up and go and watch tv*
me:do you still wanna accuse me?
melissa:=]

hahaha well guess wad my ma and dada scold me == bcuz of STEF! YOU ARE A SON OF A MITCH STEFANIE TAN ( LOST + Elizabeth Town) XD

oh welllllsssssssssssssss i din noe jc like shop a holic == and she say her mom dun alllow to buy book wif foul word guess wad shop a holic gt alot LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE HANG YOUR PANTIE ON THE TELEPHONE WIRE! =] oh well today is gonna end soon hope it ends fast =D

== alot of bad things happen to me today thx kah kei u just made my day making me believe that the black cat is bad luck ==

cat licked my shoe

water spilled

got stomache ache

got left in school with my ma

eye sockets almost got burned by hairdryer

melissa scolded me

...............

and the last one well uh u dun wanna noe!

srsly!

stefanie laughed at me

................................

gah bet stef will post bout it =,=

might as well i post bout it lucky me dun hav skool on monday HARI u noe la KEBANGSAAN whoo i dun even noe the brunei natioanl anthom =,- i am a malaysian i am trained to sing the malaysian national anthom =Dsee so KUAI actually so hard to rmr *looks at national anthom and scratched head*

okok i will tell u

i accidently shaved my eyes brows

seee i mean not COMPLETELY GONE just PARTIAL == oh well

wads wrong wif u sumthign wrong wif u (rudy) =] yup sumthing wrong wif him emo or ego maniac or took to much drugs i DUNNO =D

yesterday i was so damn bored and tired bcuz of the project and welll i watched

reallllllllyyyyyyyyyy nicccceeeeeeee =D u shuld watch it to srsly no wonder it won alot of awards XD i like the flashback part yeahhhh ok im srsly bored F3

and ZOMG did i type WTF so fast it was like WTF WTF WTF cannnnn''''ttttt waaaaiiiit for this summer! OMG OMG! ONEREPUBLIC NEW ALBUM IS GONNA RELEASE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in america F3 but AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND GOT TTTTHHHHEEE NNNNNEEEEWWWW SOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGG but but i can't donwload it =,= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok hav to wait patience patience...*bangs head on table* WHY SO LONG

oh and seetee dun get EMO get ENO!

no



yes

dun get ANGRY get ACNE

no

yes

Greetings from South Africa!!
Hey everyone-

we just got here- we're doin a bit of a tour in the southern hemisphere- playing Johannesburg, Durban and Cape Town. VERY stoked to be down here and playing music- it's kind of a dream. It's also summer down here and 82 degrees F...so I can't complain. Just wanted to say hello- and we will be posting pics finally from this tour and the last US tour we just finished- Merry Christmas everyone and we hope Santa puts loads of inappropriate gifts under your tree this year- like our favourite 2009 calendar (may contain nudity) :

On that note- take care- check out our page, it's gonna go through some change over the next few months...pretty big changes. We've already started the new album in fact we are recording tomorrow in S Africa at a great studio- we've really tried to capture the places we've been the last 6 months w/ new songs....a little Japan, some UK, Germany..and now Africa. We'd like to think you can hear it in the music....and not just cuz we added a native drum or accordian or whatever.

take care peeps- FELIZ NAVIDAD!!

Ryan

p.s. OH and thank you to everyone who responded to the Boston blog....and our new best friend Bill Brotherton. I'm sure he got an earful and hopefully injected w/ some journalistic advice....as in give it up. anyway. I re-read the thing today for the 1st time and laughed again...so i guess that's good? Rock on

F3 PROOFFFF XD oh well cant wait! *keeps banging head on table*