yeah yesterday Friday the 13th yet again and actually nothing happened to me except at night...when melissa called me down

melissa:melanie come eat this snack then we eat roast chicken
me:okay....what is it?
dad:it's mr.lim's beef salami! very nice!
me:OMG REALLY *takes a piece* holy shits its GOOD!
stef:yeah it's nice mm
me:*takes another piece* mmmmmm
dad:*says in chinese* you know this is meat is 100% ostrich meat *shows packet to mom and aunty julian*
mom:*in chinese* really?
dad:yeah
aunty julian:ohh
me:*stops chewing*.....*shallows,looks at dad*
melissa*starts laughing*
me:ZOMG EW EW EWWWWWW YUCK!!!!!!!!
dad:?
me:OMG IS THIS...OSTRICH MEAT?*points at the plate*DON'T LIE TO ME
dad:...yeah it is.
me:OMGGGG EWWWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST ATE A BIRD THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
melissa:..*still laughing*...Emu kill people la not ostrich!
me:I DON'T CARE THEY ARE THE SAME! *starts jumping and waing arms* EWWW EWWW
dad:yup you just ate a bird with big legs.
aunty julian:*laughs*
stef:...EWWWWWWWW
me:AHHHHHHHHH *runs upstairs to the toliet*
*gets toothpaste and tooth bursh* ok ok remember brush your teeth...eewwww I can't believe I ate ostrich! *starts brushing teeth about 7 times. Then gets listerine and guggles it 4 times. ...OMG I STILL CAN TASTE IT EWWW
*goes outside*
stef:*typing*
me:*looks at screen*...oh it's seetee..did you tell seetee that we ate ostrich?
stfe:no...why?
me:just asking
aunty julian:*points at me* ostrich eater!
me:-.-''annoying shitz

its hard to believe~......no im not gonna sing the HSM song...I know how it feels like to be in FEAR FACTOR great....yup then late at night i had a migrain fixing melissa's blog bleh -- and proof to MELISSA T. that i saw on tv (cigku chong showed us the cd) that the ostrich ATTACKS PEOPLE!





ewwww!!





and i noe that you cant tell the difference...well actually u can i mean the emu is the ugly one like OBVIOUSLY...and tat emu doll looks like an ostrich =,=

and ppl hu dunno what are emu and ostrich are heck i dun blame you at all and no u dun go to the internet and surf its bad...ok you can call me a hypocryte

but watch this channel it taught me alot..(i onli watch it when im bored -.-'')



yes NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL! it taught me tat the most dangerous thing in america is death by chocolate scratch tat. that is an ice cream made out of 3 diff types of chocolates...wait why am i tokin bout this..right the most DANGEROUS THING IN AMERICA IS.....



urh...sorry wrong pic



urh no not this one neither



urh family time..nope not this one



OH YEAH! HOLD DOWN THERE BOY! this is the most dangerous animal in america

.....yes it has a name...no its not a BEAR..its the GRIZZLY BEAR

me:do you know that the most dangerous animal is the grizzlyy bear?
melissa:oh really? good to know
me:and it kills 113 people in america..so little right?
melissa:...thats quite alot actually.
me:O_______O

yeah i know i know its hard to believe~

and this is a sweet story =] it made me fuzzy and all warm if you read it, it will make you fuzzy & warm too =]



The oldest, smallest house you can imagine was about to be knocked down. All the things that once made the house nice and cosy had been thrown outside and piled up in the front garden, from the soft springy bed the owners slept in, to the old wooden floorboards they used to walk on…



…and even, surely by some mistake, a little brown teddy bear.



He was trapped amongst all the other unwanted things, and couldn’t move. Then, one day, a very cold day, something fell from the sky… a little snowflake.

It landed on the teddy bear’s little nose and then was followed by many more. He began to get cold, very cold indeed. More and more snow fell, heavier and heavier. The little bear was now so cold that his nose started turning blue… so cold that his brown fur started turning grey.



He was cold, unloved and all alone in the world, and felt very, very sad.

Winter finally passed and the weather got warmer. One beautiful spring day, a little girl was playing near the old house, when she spotted the grey bear in the pile of unwanted things. He was like no other bear she had ever seen and she pulled him out from where he was trapped.

She dusted him down and lifted him high in the sky to look at him.

“A grey teddy bear… with a blue nose?” she thought. “How strange!”

The teddy bear wanted to cry. He thought she didn’t like him and would throw him back with the other unwanted things.

“But he’s lovely!” she continued and she fell completely in love with him.



She ran home as fast as her little legs would carry her, to see if her Grandma could patch him up as a lot of his stuffing had fallen out, and he was very much in need of repair.

She looked on as her Grandma replaced his stuffing and patched up his holes. His stitches had started showing where the fur had worn away, but the little girl thought he looked perfect.




It was all cosy and warm in the little girl’s house and the bear felt all cosy and warm in his heart. However, his nose was still blue and his fur was still grey, and they would never return to brown.

He was unique among teddy bears.

The little girl gave him a great big hug. She loved him more than anything else in the world, her little grey, blue-nosed…

awww

cute right if u wanna see a flip-able book of the story click here :D

this is the longest post well congratz to me and YEAH DANSON WIN THE CROSS COUNTRY! whoots oh well im fuzzy now :]